is that the biggest guitar you could afford
thats a ukulele
oh dear
is that the biggest guitar you could afford
thats a ukulele
oh dear
I’m laughing too hard not to reblog this.
so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room
and this is the first one i see
Like…
She’s not the only one doing the sex.
You are also doing the sex.
YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.
HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
YES
YES
YES
YES….I just realized that I’ve been misidentifying the biggest flaw in the sentiment “Don’t sleep with a guy too soon or he’ll think you’re easy and won’t respect you in the morning!” for, like, years. All this time, I thought that flaw was the idea that anyone could tell me what to do with my body or when it was okay to do it (still a huge flaw, still bullshit), or the general heteronormativity of it all (always a huge flaw, always bullshit), or just the fact that these nebulous concept of ~easy~ and ~too soon~ are included, like if you don’t wait an arbitrary amount of time that varies by person to engage in a sex act you are somehow a less valuable person (still a HUGE flaw, still SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT, oh my god).
But in fact the biggest flaw with this particular sentiment is that it suggests that people who wouldn’t respect me the morning after a mutual sex act are worth my time. It posits a situation containing a dude who would sleep with me and then decide he thought less of me for sleeping with him, and its solution to this problem, rather than “Sleep with people who aren’t total buttheads like this dude,” is “Well, just make sure you wait a little while before you bang him, because then he probably won’t lose respect for you for banging him, and keeping his respect is important.” Like, HOLY HELL FUCKING NO, BATMAN! What the shit kind of advice is that?? “It’s important that you keep the respect of this douchebag, and keep him from demonstrating to you that he is a douchebag, by giving him no opportunity to demonstrate to you that he’s a douchebag.” WHAT???
I mean, maybe this is the most obvious thing in the world to everyone else and I’m ridiculous for sitting here blinking at my computer screen in complete shock, but like. I never questioned this! All these years of saying “It’s bullshit to tell me what I can or can’t do with body!” and “It’s bullshit to try to value people by when or how much they have sex!” and “It’s bullshit to apply heteronormative standards to everything!” and it never once occurred to me to be like, “Also, who the fuck wants the respect of the hypothetical person who’d decide you were worthless if you fucked them too soon?” I feel like I just beat one of those Magic Eye puzzles from the newspaper and the picture it revealed to me was gross weird bullshit. Just. What.
Sherlock watching The Eurovision Song Contest!
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
he looks like a 90’s cartoon villain high on helium
(Source: fuckyoutubers)